in which charlotte attacks & my mom is a crusty punk

the next-door neighbors, ailecia & alyssa, threw a housewarming party last night to christen their new house name: the cockpit. (don’t think about it too hard.) jared got his pre-game on in his typically classy fashion: look closely, you can see the olives. ailecia’s parties tend to be events. jared & i are not reallyContinue reading “in which charlotte attacks & my mom is a crusty punk”

woe betide the blank…screen

since the beginning of time, man has wondered…can robots think? not really. i have just always wanted to start a piece of writing with that sentence. it is from an actual undergraduate paper graded by a friend of a friend of a friend, who was appropriately horrified that any college student would believe that a)Continue reading “woe betide the blank…screen”